Cocaine is helluva drug part 2

 

Here we go again DMX was arrested for the SECOND time this week. This time for trying to buy crack and weed. Is this dude serious? Somebody calls Dr. Drew stat! Crack man X needs an intervention.

Tyson Pic of the day (I say goddamn goddamn)

Harpo who dis heffa?

Beyonce and Idris Elba on the set of the upcoming movie “Obessed” or “Obsession” whatever all i know is bitch is on my shit list now. Got her lips all up on that fineness. I feel so violated. Why does he have his parts pressed up against her like that. My black heart is crumbling.

 

Celebrity family fued the plastic edition

Ice T’s bottom bitch Coco graced Celebrity Family Fued with all her classyness. Bouncing up and down and saying Shake your booooty! Always a lady. Opposite them was hatchet face Joan Rivers and family. Unfortunately the Ice t family did not win but before they left Ice T got the chance to get bleeped when asked what hard and slippery to hold on to.

Go to NBC.com to watch Coco and all her classyness

 

Kiki gets broke off

Russell Simmons is ordered to pay his ex-wife Kimora 20,000 a month for each of the couples two children.

“Kimora Lee, 33, filed for divorce in March after nine years of marriage. She’s asking for primary custody of the girls and that Russell, 50, be granted “reasonable child visitation … accompanied at all times by the children’s nanny and security personnel.”

Okay Kiki i hear that hot shit

Oh hell to the no!

 

Have mercy on my eyes why oh why. Mini-me has a sex tape with some ex-girlfriend of his. He has reportedly been offered $100,000 for the never ending disgusting image of him doing sex. I tried several times not to throw up but i haven’t mastered it yet. Its only a clip where he’s sticking his baby tongue in the chicks mouth.

By the way his chick looks like she may have once had a dick. However if you can stand the grossness of it click here

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Model my ass

You could just go ahead and put this on your bullshit list. Allegedly Kfed has been offered seven figures for a modeling job.  Seven figures? For this piece of shit give him seven bucks and tell him to sashay his shit down the local target.

Chris Stokes the co-owner of Christopher Brian Collection said: “We feel Kevin would be a great model for the line”  Chris is also said to be working with Kevin on a music albums and some movies. What the fuck is going on here? Is the world stumped on talent now where looking to Kfed?

Apparently Kevin hasn’t officially signed on because he’s busy with other projects right now. Busy with other projects right now? Was that a joke? He’s busy scratching his ass and practicing his muscle man poses in the mirror.

Nelson Mandela Bday party & Naomi

Naomi Campbell crazy ass pleasant as always arrived to Nelson Mandelas birthday party. It was reported she was supposed to be a presenter at the party but then they banned her ass from presenting after she bitch slapped a few cops. She is photoed with her flavor of the month Marcus Elias. Does he look afraid or is it just me.

More pics of the guests

 

Madonna and Guy over?

Allegedy Madonna and husband Guy Ritchie are getting divorced but they want to wait until after her tour to make is public. Apparently they are not even sleeping in the same bedroom.

Of course they don’t sleep in the same bedroom how can they when her ego takes up half the damn room!

Please step away from your computer Kanye…

 

 

Kanye posted his latest sissy fit and it goes a little something like this:

I am sick of negative people who just sit around trying 2 plot my downfall… Why???? I understand if people don’t like me because I like me or if people think tight clothes look gay or people say I run my mouth to much, But this Bonnaroo thing is the worst insult I’ve ever had in my life. This is the most offended I’ve ever been… this is the maddest I ever will be. I’m typing so fucking hard I might break my fucking Mac book Air!!!!!!!!
Call me any name you want…. arrogant, conceited, narcissistic, racist, metro, fag whatever you can think of…. BUT NEVER SAY I DIDN’T GIVE MY ALL! NEVER SAY I DIDN’T GIVE MY ALL! THIS SHOWS NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY TO BE GOOD AT SOMETHING THERE WILL BE PEOPLE THERE TO LIE ABOUT YOU AND BRING YOU DOWN! LIKE WAYNE SAYS PLEASE DON’T SHOOT ME DOWN CAUSE I’M FLYING! I’M FUCKING HURT BY THIS ONE. ALL I CARE ABOUT ARE THE FANS. JUST SAY THIS OUT LOUD IN A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE, “KANYE DOESN’T CARE ABOUT GIVING A GOOD PERFORMANCE.” CAN ANYONE HONESTLY SAY THAT ????????? HAS ANYONE EVEN TAKEN THE TIME TO AT LEAST DO THE MATH??? BONNAROO SHOULD HAVE RELEASED A STATEMENT IN MY DEFENSE BUT SINCE THEY HAVEN’T LET’S BREAK DOWN THE WALLS ON THIS TRUMAN SHOW AND LET YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY OCCURRED!!! FOR OVER A MONTH WE WENT BACK AND FORTH ON WETHER OR NOT WE COULD EVEN FIT MY STAGE AT THE FESTIVAL. ONE DAY THEY WOULD SAY YES… WE’D SEND THEM OUR SPECS THEN THEY THEY’D SAY OK… THEN THEY WOULD SEND SPECS BACK THAT DIDN’T FIT THE STAGE. WE WERE OBVIOUSLY DEALING WITH FUCKING IDIOTS WHO DIDN’T REALLY HAVE THE CAPACITY TO REALLY PUT ON THIS SHOW PROPERLY. THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE … I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT’S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS! MY PEOPLE WORKED OUT A COMPROMISED STAGE PLOT AND A 3AM TIME SLOT AND I AGREED. FAST FOWARD TO THE DAY OF THE SHOW. MY PRODUCTION MANAGER TRIED TO LOAD IN FOR 24 HOURS BEFORE I WENT ON STAGE BUT THE FESTIVAL WOULDN’T ALLOW US TO DO ANYTHING UNTILL PEARL JAM LEFT THE STAGE. PEARL JAM ENDED ONE HOUR
LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AT THAT POINT WE’RE RACING AGAINST THE SUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AT 4:20AM DON COMES BACK 2 THE BUS AND TELLS ME, ” IT WOULD TAKE 45 MORE MINUTES TO PUT ALL YOUR PYRO IN!” I SAY I HAVE TO GET OUT THERE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE . I HIT THE STAGE AND PEOPLE HAD BEEN THROWING SHIT ON THE STAGE AND HAD ACTUALLY HIT THE JANE SCREEN WITH, I GUESS BOTTLES OR SOMETHING AND HAD BROKEN MY FUCKING SCREEN. REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE A SHORTY AND WATER WOULD HIT THE TV?????? WHEN I GOT 2 “THROUGH THE WIRE” I STEPPED ON THE FRONT PART OF MY STAGE AND THERE WAS SO MUCH LIQUID ON THE STAGE I COULDN’T MOVE WITHOUT SLIPPING. I HAD TO ADJUST MY WHOLE PERFORMANCE STYLE BECAUSE OF IT. A FEW MORE SONGS IN AND THE SONG WAS ON IT’S WAY UP.. I CUT A FEW SONGS FROM THE SET BECAUSE I WANTED PEOPLE 2 EXPERIENCE STRONGER WHILE THERE WAS STILL SOME DARKNESS TO PERFORM IT IN. I’VE STRUGGLED WITH STRONGER FROM IT’S CONCEPTION. REMEMBER LAST SUMMER WHEN I CANCELED SOME TV APPEARANCES. IT WAS BECAUSE I DIDN’T WANT TO PERFORM STRONGER IN THE DAYTIME. ANYONE WHO CAME TO THE GLOW TOUR CAN UNDERSTAND WHY I WANTED PEOPLE TO SEE IT PROPERLY. IT BROKE MY HEART THAT I COULDN’T GIVE THESE FANS STRONGER IN IT’S GREATEST FORM… BY THE TIME I GOT TO STRONGER IT WAS DAYTIME AND IT BROKE MY HEART. I’M SORRY TO EVERYONE THAT I DIDN’T HAVE THE ABILITY 2 GIVE THE PERFORMANCE I WANTED TO. I’M SORRY… SOMETIMES I GO 2, 3 DAYS W/O SLEEP WORKING ON MY PERFORMANCE… I HAVE TO ICE MY KNEES AFTER EVERY SHOW AND THEY HURT WHEN I WALK THROUGH THE AIRPORT… HAVING AN EXPENSIVE STAGE CUTS MY PAYDAY IN HALF… CALL ME WHAT YOU WANT BUT NEVER SAY I DIDN’T GIVE MY ALL!!!

Damn bitch relax! I swear i don’t know what is going on with all the bitchery with men these days if their not crying over the phone their typing extra hard and angry. And by the way i will be calling someone squid brains today.

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