Archive for the Are you serious? Category

No more sissy fits..

Posted in Are you serious?, Kanye West on July 8, 2008 by mvixen1

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..My sweet ass! According the Chi-town Sun Kanye West management came up with the brilliant idea that he may just need to take some anger management classes:

A West insider tells me the entertainer’s own management team dreamed up the idea, for two reasons: to help his personal psychological well-being and relationship with friends — and to aid him in snaring lucrative endorsement deals.

I can’t picture a world with the sissy fits of Kanye West. So what now he’s going to be all like normal and civilized? Whats that like? No bitch fits and angry typing on his blog. This all sounds creepy and scary to me. For the most part i don’t think he can do it. That diva needs to curse at least 2 bitches out a day just make it through.

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Jackson 5 reality show

Posted in Are you serious?, Crazy, Mommy i'm scared on July 2, 2008 by mvixen1

 

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Now just go ahead file this under: Bitch please. Papa Joe is shopping around a reality show based on reuniting the Jackson 5. This time around throwing in Janet Jackson and Latoya Jackson. Yes Latoya Jackson. I thought she was Michaels alter ego. I guess i was wrong.

He wants them all to move into his Encino home. What kind of fuckery is this? Papa Joe has really lost his damn mind. Although on second thought this would be pure entertainment i want i want!!!!

The family is hoping that because Michael and Janet are on board it will clinch the deal. “They feel the timing is right – because Michael is becoming professionally active again, and they believe fans are ready to find out what the family is doing,” an insider told the Enquirer.

“The show will follow the lives of the brothers as they move back into the old Jackson family home in the L.A. suburb of Encino and live and perform together again.”

Michael will continue living in his Las Vegas home but will be a big part of the show… The series will center on the at-times dysfunctional family dynamics of the brothers, Michael’s eccentricity, and the flamboyant sisters, Janet and LaToya.

“Although Michael will stop in and oversee some of the recording with The Jacksons, he’ll be doing most of his singing from his private studio in Las Vegas and then have the tapes transferred to where his brothers are laying down tracks in L.A.,” explained the insider. Jermaine will run the show, but Michael has made it very clear that he wants the last say on the music.” According to the insider, Jermaine is convinced the show will be a smash hit.

Okay i’m all into this shit sign these bitches this is going to be fun!

Model my ass

Posted in Are you serious? on June 27, 2008 by mvixen1

You could just go ahead and put this on your bullshit list. Allegedly Kfed has been offered seven figures for a modeling job.  Seven figures? For this piece of shit give him seven bucks and tell him to sashay his shit down the local target.

Chris Stokes the co-owner of Christopher Brian Collection said: “We feel Kevin would be a great model for the line”  Chris is also said to be working with Kevin on a music albums and some movies. What the fuck is going on here? Is the world stumped on talent now where looking to Kfed?

Apparently Kevin hasn’t officially signed on because he’s busy with other projects right now. Busy with other projects right now? Was that a joke? He’s busy scratching his ass and practicing his muscle man poses in the mirror.

You can buy anything at Wal-Mart

Posted in Are you serious? with tags on June 17, 2008 by mvixen1

 

 

 

At least in the parking lot. A woman was arrested for trying to sell baby tigers in a Wal-Mart parking lot. Apparently tigers go for a few thousand in Mexico. What the fuck are you going to do with a tiger?

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Lock up your Chiren!

Posted in Are you serious?, R.Kelly with tags on June 14, 2008 by mvixen1

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R.Kelly has been found NOT GUILTY! This is why i’m a firm believer that stupid people should be deported. What the hell was going on in the minds of that damn jury. Jurors said they did believe it was R.Kelly on the tape but there wasn’t enough evidence. How much more damn evidence do you need? Anyway the pedo is free clear the playgrounds and hide your daughters under the beds. The R is back. que scary music. You can thank his not-so wack ass defense oh and the creator the movie “Little Man” for saving R.Kellys ass. (literally)

R.Kelly and his Wack Ass Defense

Posted in Are you serious?, Crazy, R.Kelly on June 14, 2008 by mvixen1

R.Kelly’s defense team tried to show how everyone on the video tape could have been digitally altered by putting heads on different bodies, just like the movie “Little Man”

Are they serious? Who the hell is defending him?

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