I think i just had an orgasm

I’m so excited and i can’t even hide it. My inspiration to do hood rat stuff is coming to television. The little bastard who stole his grammys whip, crashed into a few cars just because he wanted to do “hood rat stuff” is going to Judge Judy.

I can’t control myself right now. Then the little reason for birth control had the audacity to beat down his forgiving grams after she wouldn’t buy his ass chicken. You know something they should put him in those mcdonalds commercials. Anyway now Grammy Grams is taking his hood rat mother to court because she said its her fault he stold her car and she wants mommy to pay the damages.

Oh shiiiiiit it on! I’m placing my bet right now that he throws a chair at Judge Judy.

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Those Queens will smack you down!

Dennis Rodman plead no contest to giving his wife an old fashion beat down. He was sentenced 36 months probation, a month and half of graffiti removal and some domestic violence counseling. They should have put the bitch in jail in all his drag queeniness and let bubba give that ass some counseling. I bet he would learn his lesson then. And who are these judges because if and when i get dragged into court kicking and screaming i want his judge.

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The Community Always Suffers

 

Naomi Campbell plead guilty to being a stone cold biatch after going ape shit at an airport and laying the smack down on few cops. She’s been sentenced to 200 hours of community service and she has to pay $400 to the officers and $300 to the air captain. Those are pennies to Naomi she wipes her ass with that every morning. So she has avoided jail time yet again. Gotta love the judicial system. However there is no saving her hairline.

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Trust Game?

My ass. Naomi Campbell’s drunk ass just about hit the floor after partying all night. Honestly i’ve way too many nights like this but moving on.

Naomi’s Spokeswhore says:It was just a bit of fun and not down to drink. Naomi was
playing this trust game, where you fall into a friend’s arms. It’s very hot
down there, so that could have something to do with it.”

Trust game my ass i know a drunky when i see one.  June 20th Naomi is headed back to court in London to face charges after going Ape shit on a flight. She could face jail time.

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Britney and Kfed in Las Vegas

Brit has landed in Vegas on the day that Kfed is in Vegas to accept his Douche Dad of the Year award. He’s hosting a party at Prive Night Club.

Brit is there celebrating Father’s day with Daddy Spears.

hmmm Kfed better have extra security, 3 Power Rangers, and this kid to make sure that award doesn’t end up in his ass. Its on in Vegas tonight!

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Don’t get in Khloe’s path

Last month it was rumored that Khloe Kardashian got into an all out bitch fight with TV Producer Najma Brown. Najma was supposedly creeping with Reggie Bush behind Kim’s back. Well Khloe and Najma bumped heads at the playboy party and allegedly Khloe beat that hoe down. Najma honey don’t ever try to fight a fair one with a Bear. You just lay down and play dead. Oh but Khloe i like your style.

Well, Najma spoke out today saying she wants to clear her name. Who the fuck is she again? She said she has never slept with Reggie Bush and that her and Khloe ran into each other at the party and Khloe was rude as usual. But thats about it. When asked if Reggie ever hit on her she said she is not going to comment on that. Oh Reggie you dirty dirty boy. I should spank you. please.