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Amy Winehouse always delivers

Posted in Amy Winehouse, Cat Traps, Crackish on June 17, 2008 by mvixen1

I posted days ago about the Russian billionaire tossing around 2 million dollars to have Amy Winehouse perform at his girlfriends gallery.

Well she showed up so thats good. When she got there she was to high in no condition to perform. Really? nooooo this is shocking! It took her enablers handlers 2 hours to get her ass together. It takes a while to lift, hot glue, scotch tape, and bow tie that rats nest on top of her head. Abouts 12:30 Amy stumbles her bones on stage. See i was wrong i predicted she would stumble off.

Between sniffs sips of Coke and puffs of cigarettes Cracktina who wasn’t wearing any underwear under a short skirt showed the audience her crack box. Shit i just threw up in mouth a little. I’ll be fine but i’m not so sure about the innocent bystanders who had witness that shit. Your all in my thoughts.

Amy is ever the performer.