Crack,Diapers and Love letters

Amy Crackhouse of course is bact to her cracky ways, well when the fuck did she stop. The big wigged one was released from the clinic to perform at Nelson Mandelas party and to do the Glastonbury festival. The Sun is reporting she actually left the clinic because there wasn’t any crack. What?! no crack at the clinic! Your kidding me right?

 A source said:“We feared a taste of the outside would remind her what she’s missing and it would be hard to get her back into life at the clinic. That’s exactly what’s happened.”

The pal added: ”Doctors said we should let her do the shows because performing is what she lives for. We can’t take that away.

No bitches she lives for drugs thats why you should have kept her ass. They also added that:

“It seemed the right thing to do because she was so excited. She looked and sounded better than she has in ages at the gigs.”

Refresh my memory on what gigs this joker is talking about. She sound like a drunken sea lion at the festival and as usual she mumbled her way through parts of the song. And why the hell is she wearing her big girl diapers for all to see?

In other cracky news her hubby in prison has been allegedly writing sexy letters to a female inmate. In a dozen X-rated letters spanning almost all of his seven months inside, he told blonde Melissa how he will perform unnatural sex acts on her. … Oh really tell me more. He gloated: “I’ll bend you all over the place, with my hand round your throat.” … Okay i can’t take anymore these letters are getting too sexy for me owww. Who knew a crackhead could be so freaky.

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When A Crackhead speaks..

…usually hilarity comes spewing out but sometimes shit comes flying out. My favorite cracky Amy Winehouse had this to say at the Glastonbury Festival:

At least I’m not opening for a cunt like Kanye.”

*sigh was this a shit talking festival? First off Ames i love all your crackyness, it amuses me to high hells but just shut the fuck up you are in no position to call anyone a cunt. Personally i’m shocked she didn’t fall off the stage. I think she flashed a cracky nip though. gross. I do not like that word cunt. Its so dirty.

However staying true to the crackhouse that she is Amy punched a fan in the face. I’m sure the hair told her to do it. She did keep singing well if you call that singing it seems to me she forgot the lyrics to her song but what is an Amy Winehouse performance without forgetting the lyrics to your own song? Some shit i don’t want to see is what.

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Cocaine is helluva drug part 2

 

Here we go again DMX was arrested for the SECOND time this week. This time for trying to buy crack and weed. Is this dude serious? Somebody calls Dr. Drew stat! Crack man X needs an intervention.

Hide your Lighters

Amy Winehouse has been released from the hospital. Her spokeswhore has said she does NOT have emphysema she has only early signs of what could be emphysema. Damn thats a hard word to type. Her father said she needs to stop smoking the ciggies and hittin the pipe or her condition can get worse. Amy Crackhouse is handling this by well smoking again. It makes sense.

In other Cracktina news she is rehearsing to perform at Nelson Mandela’s birthday shindig. Ugh please have Nelson call me once again i can predict how this show is going to go. Okay the last time i predicted a show i said she would fall off the stage but yah okay she fell onto the stage. But i was close dammit. I’m sure Nelson is into cracky hilarity as much as i am which is why he is having her perform.

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Amy Winehouse always delivers

I posted days ago about the Russian billionaire tossing around 2 million dollars to have Amy Winehouse perform at his girlfriends gallery.

Well she showed up so thats good. When she got there she was to high in no condition to perform. Really? nooooo this is shocking! It took her enablers handlers 2 hours to get her ass together. It takes a while to lift, hot glue, scotch tape, and bow tie that rats nest on top of her head. Abouts 12:30 Amy stumbles her bones on stage. See i was wrong i predicted she would stumble off.

Between sniffs sips of Coke and puffs of cigarettes Cracktina who wasn’t wearing any underwear under a short skirt showed the audience her crack box. Shit i just threw up in mouth a little. I’ll be fine but i’m not so sure about the innocent bystanders who had witness that shit. Your all in my thoughts.

Amy is ever the performer.

Bobby Brown on hold

Hope you wasn’t saving your pennies for Bobby Browns’s tell all book. Sources report the book is no longer coming out. The book was set to put all their business in the street. Allegedly in the book Bobby B says he never did coke before he met Whitney’s crazy ass.

However the king of R&B’s legal whores say the book is on hold while they sort out details and secure a publisher. But they still plan to put the book out. We shall see.

2 Milly for this Crackhead?!

 

Russian billionaire is reportedly going to pay 2 million for Amy Winehouse to perform at the opening of his girlfriends gala.

Is he serious he could of just paid her in rocks and a couple of lighters and kept the rest in his pocket. What kind of performance is this going to be? Let me think she’s go to sing something incoherently, probably forget the lyrics to her own song ending with a hilarious tumble off the stage. Second thought i might pay to see this hot mess.

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