Don’t sign the check for those classes just yet..

 

Kanyeezy posted on his blog about a harpers bazaar article that ran a year ago about him having a painting of himself as an angel. Here’s what the always pleasant Kanye had to say:

To put it short as Kanyely possible(don’t mean to speak in third person)…. Harper’s Bazaar came to my home, took pics, asked a lot of questions and then assumed the painting in my dining room was of me as an angel. This isn’t true and it bothered me greatly because people think I’m so so so cocky that I would have something like that. I’m sure it was an inside joke to everyone from the magazine in my home that day. People would come over my house after that and say, ” I heard about this pic of you as an angel!”  I would have appreciated if Harper’s Bazaar would have put in some type of blurb to clear it up. I wanted people to see my home because I spent 2 years gutting it and was proud. I’m just a regular guy with cool stuff in his crib but instead I was made out to be Ben Stiller’s character in the movie ‘Dodgeball’ with the huge pic of himself wrestling a bull in his office. Why didn’t they write that my house had no pics of me, no plaques or awards,  just art.

I guess it’s bittersweet, you spend half your life trying to become larger than life and the other half trying to just live a real life again. 

Kanye is my type of people i love crazy people. It was a freaking year ago man nobody really cares that much. Yes we think your arrogant, whiney, bitchy etc but.. well thats it really. relax lady!

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Jackson 5 reality show

 

Now just go ahead file this under: Bitch please. Papa Joe is shopping around a reality show based on reuniting the Jackson 5. This time around throwing in Janet Jackson and Latoya Jackson. Yes Latoya Jackson. I thought she was Michaels alter ego. I guess i was wrong.

He wants them all to move into his Encino home. What kind of fuckery is this? Papa Joe has really lost his damn mind. Although on second thought this would be pure entertainment i want i want!!!!

The family is hoping that because Michael and Janet are on board it will clinch the deal. “They feel the timing is right – because Michael is becoming professionally active again, and they believe fans are ready to find out what the family is doing,” an insider told the Enquirer.

“The show will follow the lives of the brothers as they move back into the old Jackson family home in the L.A. suburb of Encino and live and perform together again.”

Michael will continue living in his Las Vegas home but will be a big part of the show… The series will center on the at-times dysfunctional family dynamics of the brothers, Michael’s eccentricity, and the flamboyant sisters, Janet and LaToya.

“Although Michael will stop in and oversee some of the recording with The Jacksons, he’ll be doing most of his singing from his private studio in Las Vegas and then have the tapes transferred to where his brothers are laying down tracks in L.A.,” explained the insider. Jermaine will run the show, but Michael has made it very clear that he wants the last say on the music.” According to the insider, Jermaine is convinced the show will be a smash hit.

Okay i’m all into this shit sign these bitches this is going to be fun!

My nightmares have surfaced

What in creepy hell is going on here?

Oh hell to the no!

 

Have mercy on my eyes why oh why. Mini-me has a sex tape with some ex-girlfriend of his. He has reportedly been offered $100,000 for the never ending disgusting image of him doing sex. I tried several times not to throw up but i haven’t mastered it yet. Its only a clip where he’s sticking his baby tongue in the chicks mouth.

By the way his chick looks like she may have once had a dick. However if you can stand the grossness of it click here

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I think i just had an orgasm

I’m so excited and i can’t even hide it. My inspiration to do hood rat stuff is coming to television. The little bastard who stole his grammys whip, crashed into a few cars just because he wanted to do “hood rat stuff” is going to Judge Judy.

I can’t control myself right now. Then the little reason for birth control had the audacity to beat down his forgiving grams after she wouldn’t buy his ass chicken. You know something they should put him in those mcdonalds commercials. Anyway now Grammy Grams is taking his hood rat mother to court because she said its her fault he stold her car and she wants mommy to pay the damages.

Oh shiiiiiit it on! I’m placing my bet right now that he throws a chair at Judge Judy.

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Those Queens will smack you down!

Dennis Rodman plead no contest to giving his wife an old fashion beat down. He was sentenced 36 months probation, a month and half of graffiti removal and some domestic violence counseling. They should have put the bitch in jail in all his drag queeniness and let bubba give that ass some counseling. I bet he would learn his lesson then. And who are these judges because if and when i get dragged into court kicking and screaming i want his judge.

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The Community Always Suffers

 

Naomi Campbell plead guilty to being a stone cold biatch after going ape shit at an airport and laying the smack down on few cops. She’s been sentenced to 200 hours of community service and she has to pay $400 to the officers and $300 to the air captain. Those are pennies to Naomi she wipes her ass with that every morning. So she has avoided jail time yet again. Gotta love the judicial system. However there is no saving her hairline.

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Cocaine is a helluva drug..

My favorite crackhead Amy Winehouse has been diagnosed with an irregular heartbeat. Earlier this week Amy was rushed to the hospital after she overdosed fainted in her london home.

Doctor Carol Cooper said: “Crack narrows blood vessels and raises pressure. It is toxic to the heart muscle, causing an irregular beat. “

Her family hopes to keep her in there as long as they can. A source has revealed: “There is a feeling they can have a good crack at sorting her out this time.”  Have a good crack?

In other cracky news a british woman was allegedly arrested after police found cocain hidden underneath a big ass wig she glued to her head. It was glued so much so that the police head to bring her to hospital to remove the cocaine from her hair. Really? Is this a blind fucking item? Has someone checked to see if Amy Crackhouse was still in her hospital room?

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Get it together Kiki

Kimore Lee and Djimon Honsou the sexy hot chocolate piece may be engaged. You may have to ask someone else because Kiki isn’t 100% on it. When asked if Chocolate Daddy had given her an engagement ring, Kiki said “Well, kind of,” she said, “not quite.”

I think i can sort this shit out. Tasty Cakes Honsou told her he might wife her one day and gave her a friendship ring. I get it i’m kind of engaged to a lot of people they just don’t know it yet. I’m talking about you Idris. Oh yeah.

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Is this Hoe crazy?

The answer to that question is yes. Allegedly. Her name is Lisa Miceli and she claims Michael Jordan fathered her child, despite TWO dna test that proved he wasn’t. I said TWO dna test that proved he was not the father. The chick has been ordered to stay the fuck away from MJ, his fam, and reps. Not to mention this hoe was thrown out of court after speaking out way too many times.

Maybe she’s not crazy maybe the bitch can’t hear shit. MJ filed a lawsuit earlier this year to enforce a 2005 agreement for Lisa to keep her ass away from him. Allegedly she continued to send him emails and call his ass. Fatal attraction moment: I WILL NOT BE IGNORED MICHEAL!!!!!!!!

The judge has said apparently she does not understand what a no-contact agreement means. You think? Lisa M said the ruling was bloody outrageous well she said “absolutely outrageous” but i like what i said better. She is still claiming MJ is the father and she doubts the accuracy of the dna TESTSSSSS. She needs Maury’s gentle touch to kindly explain he is NOT the father but he’ll help her find the father don’t worry.

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