Playing with Balls gets you off

And that can be taken a many of ways however another Basketball player has avoided any jail time. Sexy ass Carmelo Anthony took a plea deal in his DUI case and received probation, has to sit out two games and has to do 24 hours of community service i told you: THE COMMUNITY ALWAYS SUFFERS!

I swear when i grow up i want to be a basketball player i can smack people around and drive drunk and never go to jail. Micheal Vick should have been a basketball player then instead of being in jail right now he could be sitting in a relaxing massage chair getting his toesies polished and sipping on some fine wine. Or whatever guys do on their off time.

Break-ups are Sad

Young Buck performs live and talks 50 cent and G-unit. He begins his tirade with a FUCK G-UNIT! He went on to say “When I made the statement, ‘I ain’t never seen a royalty check,’ I didn’t say that shit saying that the nigga 50 done took money from me or none of that ol’ shit. I said it ’cause it’s real nigga. When I say shit, I mean the shit. He took it a different way. I guess the nigga felt like I’m airing out family business or whatever.

“Sometimes you give a nigga a little bit till the nigga feel like he got a whole lot till the nigga hit rock bottom and he gotta crawl his ass back up”

Whoo i heard that hot shit. Break-ups are rough i’ve had similar outbursts after a break-up usually drunk 5 in the morning and over the phone.

See more of Young Bucks profound words of wisdom here

Another Day Another DUI

Snoop Doggs wife Shante Broadus was arrested early Saturday for suspicion of drunk driving. She was booked, got a citation to appear in court and released.

Hire a driver people.

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Trust Game?

My ass. Naomi Campbell’s drunk ass just about hit the floor after partying all night. Honestly i’ve way too many nights like this but moving on.

Naomi’s Spokeswhore says:It was just a bit of fun and not down to drink. Naomi was
playing this trust game, where you fall into a friend’s arms. It’s very hot
down there, so that could have something to do with it.”

Trust game my ass i know a drunky when i see one.  June 20th Naomi is headed back to court in London to face charges after going Ape shit on a flight. She could face jail time.

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