Archive for the Hoes Category

Diddy with a side of Bianchi

Posted in Hoes, P.DiddyDaddy on July 8, 2008 by mvixen1

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So the hoebag entangled in the Christie Brinkley divorce proceedings is now said to have had a relationship with P.Diddy the source tell the National Enquirer:

 ”Diana met Sean (Diddy) at his recording studio when she went there with a friend who knew him.

“She told me that he just came up to her and started talking. She said their affair started a few weeks later and it went on while he was involved with the woman he was going to marry, Kim Porter. Diana said she thinks that she’s the reason they split up.”

Bianchi allegedly ended her relationship with Combs because “she was freaked out” when the rap mogul “sent people to her voice rehearsals and lessons to watch her” according to the Enquirer’s reports.

You know sluts give themselves way to much credit first you have Tila Tequila claiming she is the reason for the lift on gay marriages in CA now you have this hoe talking about she’s the reason for Diddy and Kim’s split. First off nobody ever thought he was going to marry Kim Porter she is what i call a go-to-bitch. He deals with her in between relationships and he knows he can always go back to her no matter what he does. Hoe you had nothing to do with it.

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Pam Anderson vs Jessica Simpson

Posted in Hoes, Shut the F*ck up on July 1, 2008 by mvixen1

 

Now this is just the slut calling the tea kettle a whore. Old hoe Pam Anderson had this to say about New hoe Jessica Simpson:

“I think she’s a bitch and a whore. I don’t know if she’s talking about food or men”

This is in response to Jessica wearing the tshirt real girls eat meat. Pam is PETA’s bottom bitch. Clearly noone has told Spam Pam that she is actually a whore, slut, hoebag, skank. I’m just saying this is what i heard. I think they should just slut it out to see who wins. I got my money on Pam.

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Celebrity family fued the plastic edition

Posted in Hoes, Hot Ass Mess on June 27, 2008 by mvixen1

Ice T’s bottom bitch Coco graced Celebrity Family Fued with all her classyness. Bouncing up and down and saying Shake your booooty! Always a lady. Opposite them was hatchet face Joan Rivers and family. Unfortunately the Ice t family did not win but before they left Ice T got the chance to get bleeped when asked what hard and slippery to hold on to.

Go to NBC.com to watch Coco and all her classyness

 

Is this Hoe crazy?

Posted in Babies, Crazy, Hoes with tags on June 17, 2008 by mvixen1

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The answer to that question is yes. Allegedly. Her name is Lisa Miceli and she claims Michael Jordan fathered her child, despite TWO dna test that proved he wasn’t. I said TWO dna test that proved he was not the father. The chick has been ordered to stay the fuck away from MJ, his fam, and reps. Not to mention this hoe was thrown out of court after speaking out way too many times.

Maybe she’s not crazy maybe the bitch can’t hear shit. MJ filed a lawsuit earlier this year to enforce a 2005 agreement for Lisa to keep her ass away from him. Allegedly she continued to send him emails and call his ass. Fatal attraction moment: I WILL NOT BE IGNORED MICHEAL!!!!!!!!

The judge has said apparently she does not understand what a no-contact agreement means. You think? Lisa M said the ruling was bloody outrageous well she said “absolutely outrageous” but i like what i said better. She is still claiming MJ is the father and she doubts the accuracy of the dna TESTSSSSS. She needs Maury’s gentle touch to kindly explain he is NOT the father but he’ll help her find the father don’t worry.

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Alicia Keys NYC Premier

Posted in Alicia Keys, Babies, Hoes on June 13, 2008 by mvixen1


 Alicia Keys attended NYC premier for HBO’s We are together. She made a statement about future plans to have children:

“I’m not ready to be a mom,’ Alicia admitted. But the soulful songstress says that adoption is, ‘important to consider. That’s what I really admire about Angelina. I think it’s beautiful the way she embraces the children of the world.’”

She also embraces other people’s husbands. Just like you AK i mean allegedly.

 

Alicia Keys The Homewrecker?

Posted in Alicia Keys, Divorce, Hoes with tags on June 13, 2008 by mvixen1

 

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Hip Hop weekly reports that it was Alicia Keys who was behind the breakup of rapper Swizz Beats and his wife Mashonda. Mashonda made this statement regarding the alleged affair:

[Alicia Keys] is her own woman and she has made her own choices. I don’t have a problem with her. I will say this though, I am not a scorned woman. I have a responsibility to raise [my son], he’s my number one priority and everyday I strive more for him and of course my music”

Good look for her to have taken the high road however i would have been making my statement from prison but thats just me. Who knew AK had it in her.