Don’t sign the check for those classes just yet..

 

Kanyeezy posted on his blog about a harpers bazaar article that ran a year ago about him having a painting of himself as an angel. Here’s what the always pleasant Kanye had to say:

To put it short as Kanyely possible(don’t mean to speak in third person)…. Harper’s Bazaar came to my home, took pics, asked a lot of questions and then assumed the painting in my dining room was of me as an angel. This isn’t true and it bothered me greatly because people think I’m so so so cocky that I would have something like that. I’m sure it was an inside joke to everyone from the magazine in my home that day. People would come over my house after that and say, ” I heard about this pic of you as an angel!”  I would have appreciated if Harper’s Bazaar would have put in some type of blurb to clear it up. I wanted people to see my home because I spent 2 years gutting it and was proud. I’m just a regular guy with cool stuff in his crib but instead I was made out to be Ben Stiller’s character in the movie ‘Dodgeball’ with the huge pic of himself wrestling a bull in his office. Why didn’t they write that my house had no pics of me, no plaques or awards,  just art.

I guess it’s bittersweet, you spend half your life trying to become larger than life and the other half trying to just live a real life again. 

Kanye is my type of people i love crazy people. It was a freaking year ago man nobody really cares that much. Yes we think your arrogant, whiney, bitchy etc but.. well thats it really. relax lady!

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No more sissy fits..

..My sweet ass! According the Chi-town Sun Kanye West management came up with the brilliant idea that he may just need to take some anger management classes:

A West insider tells me the entertainer’s own management team dreamed up the idea, for two reasons: to help his personal psychological well-being and relationship with friends — and to aid him in snaring lucrative endorsement deals.

I can’t picture a world with the sissy fits of Kanye West. So what now he’s going to be all like normal and civilized? Whats that like? No bitch fits and angry typing on his blog. This all sounds creepy and scary to me. For the most part i don’t think he can do it. That diva needs to curse at least 2 bitches out a day just make it through.

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She said..Now he said…

Kanyeezy has responded to Amy Crackhouse calling him a cunt. Damn i hate that word.

“This just in… Amy Winehouse hates me!!! Now I’ve really made it!!! LOL!!!!”

It appears he finds her just as hilarious as i do. hmm i knew i couldn’t be the only one. What else could he say to old cracky? No point in beefin with a crackhead. Although i am surprised Kanye didn’t take the opportunity to throw his usual bitch fit. But good for him. Bad for me

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When A Crackhead speaks..

…usually hilarity comes spewing out but sometimes shit comes flying out. My favorite cracky Amy Winehouse had this to say at the Glastonbury Festival:

At least I’m not opening for a cunt like Kanye.”

*sigh was this a shit talking festival? First off Ames i love all your crackyness, it amuses me to high hells but just shut the fuck up you are in no position to call anyone a cunt. Personally i’m shocked she didn’t fall off the stage. I think she flashed a cracky nip though. gross. I do not like that word cunt. Its so dirty.

However staying true to the crackhouse that she is Amy punched a fan in the face. I’m sure the hair told her to do it. She did keep singing well if you call that singing it seems to me she forgot the lyrics to her song but what is an Amy Winehouse performance without forgetting the lyrics to your own song? Some shit i don’t want to see is what.

Click here for Amy and her shinanigans

Please step away from your computer Kanye…

 

 

Kanye posted his latest sissy fit and it goes a little something like this:

I am sick of negative people who just sit around trying 2 plot my downfall… Why???? I understand if people don’t like me because I like me or if people think tight clothes look gay or people say I run my mouth to much, But this Bonnaroo thing is the worst insult I’ve ever had in my life. This is the most offended I’ve ever been… this is the maddest I ever will be. I’m typing so fucking hard I might break my fucking Mac book Air!!!!!!!!
Call me any name you want…. arrogant, conceited, narcissistic, racist, metro, fag whatever you can think of…. BUT NEVER SAY I DIDN’T GIVE MY ALL! NEVER SAY I DIDN’T GIVE MY ALL! THIS SHOWS NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY TO BE GOOD AT SOMETHING THERE WILL BE PEOPLE THERE TO LIE ABOUT YOU AND BRING YOU DOWN! LIKE WAYNE SAYS PLEASE DON’T SHOOT ME DOWN CAUSE I’M FLYING! I’M FUCKING HURT BY THIS ONE. ALL I CARE ABOUT ARE THE FANS. JUST SAY THIS OUT LOUD IN A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE, “KANYE DOESN’T CARE ABOUT GIVING A GOOD PERFORMANCE.” CAN ANYONE HONESTLY SAY THAT ????????? HAS ANYONE EVEN TAKEN THE TIME TO AT LEAST DO THE MATH??? BONNAROO SHOULD HAVE RELEASED A STATEMENT IN MY DEFENSE BUT SINCE THEY HAVEN’T LET’S BREAK DOWN THE WALLS ON THIS TRUMAN SHOW AND LET YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY OCCURRED!!! FOR OVER A MONTH WE WENT BACK AND FORTH ON WETHER OR NOT WE COULD EVEN FIT MY STAGE AT THE FESTIVAL. ONE DAY THEY WOULD SAY YES… WE’D SEND THEM OUR SPECS THEN THEY THEY’D SAY OK… THEN THEY WOULD SEND SPECS BACK THAT DIDN’T FIT THE STAGE. WE WERE OBVIOUSLY DEALING WITH FUCKING IDIOTS WHO DIDN’T REALLY HAVE THE CAPACITY TO REALLY PUT ON THIS SHOW PROPERLY. THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE … I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT’S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS! MY PEOPLE WORKED OUT A COMPROMISED STAGE PLOT AND A 3AM TIME SLOT AND I AGREED. FAST FOWARD TO THE DAY OF THE SHOW. MY PRODUCTION MANAGER TRIED TO LOAD IN FOR 24 HOURS BEFORE I WENT ON STAGE BUT THE FESTIVAL WOULDN’T ALLOW US TO DO ANYTHING UNTILL PEARL JAM LEFT THE STAGE. PEARL JAM ENDED ONE HOUR
LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AT THAT POINT WE’RE RACING AGAINST THE SUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AT 4:20AM DON COMES BACK 2 THE BUS AND TELLS ME, ” IT WOULD TAKE 45 MORE MINUTES TO PUT ALL YOUR PYRO IN!” I SAY I HAVE TO GET OUT THERE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE . I HIT THE STAGE AND PEOPLE HAD BEEN THROWING SHIT ON THE STAGE AND HAD ACTUALLY HIT THE JANE SCREEN WITH, I GUESS BOTTLES OR SOMETHING AND HAD BROKEN MY FUCKING SCREEN. REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE A SHORTY AND WATER WOULD HIT THE TV?????? WHEN I GOT 2 “THROUGH THE WIRE” I STEPPED ON THE FRONT PART OF MY STAGE AND THERE WAS SO MUCH LIQUID ON THE STAGE I COULDN’T MOVE WITHOUT SLIPPING. I HAD TO ADJUST MY WHOLE PERFORMANCE STYLE BECAUSE OF IT. A FEW MORE SONGS IN AND THE SONG WAS ON IT’S WAY UP.. I CUT A FEW SONGS FROM THE SET BECAUSE I WANTED PEOPLE 2 EXPERIENCE STRONGER WHILE THERE WAS STILL SOME DARKNESS TO PERFORM IT IN. I’VE STRUGGLED WITH STRONGER FROM IT’S CONCEPTION. REMEMBER LAST SUMMER WHEN I CANCELED SOME TV APPEARANCES. IT WAS BECAUSE I DIDN’T WANT TO PERFORM STRONGER IN THE DAYTIME. ANYONE WHO CAME TO THE GLOW TOUR CAN UNDERSTAND WHY I WANTED PEOPLE TO SEE IT PROPERLY. IT BROKE MY HEART THAT I COULDN’T GIVE THESE FANS STRONGER IN IT’S GREATEST FORM… BY THE TIME I GOT TO STRONGER IT WAS DAYTIME AND IT BROKE MY HEART. I’M SORRY TO EVERYONE THAT I DIDN’T HAVE THE ABILITY 2 GIVE THE PERFORMANCE I WANTED TO. I’M SORRY… SOMETIMES I GO 2, 3 DAYS W/O SLEEP WORKING ON MY PERFORMANCE… I HAVE TO ICE MY KNEES AFTER EVERY SHOW AND THEY HURT WHEN I WALK THROUGH THE AIRPORT… HAVING AN EXPENSIVE STAGE CUTS MY PAYDAY IN HALF… CALL ME WHAT YOU WANT BUT NEVER SAY I DIDN’T GIVE MY ALL!!!

Damn bitch relax! I swear i don’t know what is going on with all the bitchery with men these days if their not crying over the phone their typing extra hard and angry. And by the way i will be calling someone squid brains today.

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Kanye West pisses off his fans

Kanye West came onstage 2 hours late for his performance at Bonnaroo. Well his fans was pissed allegedly shouting Kanye sucks! and throwing glow sticks onstage. Didn’t they learn their lesson from the last mofo who threw something on stage at a Kanye West Show. Anyway, the delay was caused by Kanyeezy’s Big ass stage set which took a long ass time to set up after the previous performance. Oh well ish happens you know damn well Kanye is a Diva or Divo whatever!

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