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When A Crackhead speaks..

…usually hilarity comes spewing out but sometimes shit comes flying out. My favorite cracky Amy Winehouse had this to say at the Glastonbury Festival:

At least I’m not opening for a cunt like Kanye.”

*sigh was this a shit talking festival? First off Ames i love all your crackyness, it amuses me to high hells but just shut the fuck up you are in no position to call anyone a cunt. Personally i’m shocked she didn’t fall off the stage. I think she flashed a cracky nip though. gross. I do not like that word cunt. Its so dirty.

However staying true to the crackhouse that she is Amy punched a fan in the face. I’m sure the hair told her to do it. She did keep singing well if you call that singing it seems to me she forgot the lyrics to her song but what is an Amy Winehouse performance without forgetting the lyrics to your own song? Some shit i don’t want to see is what.

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Kiki gets broke off

Russell Simmons is ordered to pay his ex-wife Kimora 20,000 a month for each of the couples two children.

“Kimora Lee, 33, filed for divorce in March after nine years of marriage. She’s asking for primary custody of the girls and that Russell, 50, be granted “reasonable child visitation … accompanied at all times by the children’s nanny and security personnel.”

Okay Kiki i hear that hot shit

R.I.P

Publicist Sadia Morrison was found murdered earlier this week. Her funeral was held today. My condolences to her family and friends.

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Where do broken hearts go?

As whitney would sing. So Young Buck got all bitchy emotional at a show and said Fuck G-Unit. Well in true 50 form that diva will not be upstaged. So he released taped conversations of Young Buck crying like a little kid who just lost his favorite toy. Crying he messed up and wants back into the G-Unit. Now part 3 of this soap opera has Butt Buck releasing a diss record going at 50.

These two just need to kiss and make up. Okay both of you pick a corner and sit the hell down. 50 stop taping conversations because frankly i think its rude! You have to tell the person they are being taped dammit. I can’t live in a world where my convo’s are getting taped. Buck stop all that damn crying and man up! if you must to cry don’t cry to 50 you know how he is. Go to one of the local strip clubs and cry to one of the ladies there, one they get paid for it and two afterwards they will make you feel better by providing you with a lap dance. Its a win win.

Young Buck diss track

How many animals do you need?

 

Goodness i swear her house must smell like a fucking circus and i’m sure a small portion of it is actually from all the animals she has.

Well Paris Hilton walked in the The Puppy Store in LA and tried to by a poopie for a video shoot because it would make her look cuter. Hun you would need more than a puppy. However homegirl got DE-NIED! Thats when she started screaming “she wants her puppy she wants her baby” yet still she was not allowed to buy the puppy.

After that oscar winning performance and they still didn’t allow her to buy the puppy? How dare they! Do they know who she is? I guess they do thats why she got 86′d. Aww PH don’t you know big girls don’t cry..She has way to many animals which is why they probably denied her in the first place. You know damn well she doesn’t take care of them all. Where the hell is Tinkerbell?

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Happy Birthday Tupac

JUNE 16th, 1971

Never forgotten….