Grossness! Okay so TMZ had posted a bit of sex tape featuring little bit Mini Me Verne Troyer. Having seen that little smidget of tape. I became quiet nauseas. Now i’m down right sick to my stomach. His partner in the video tape that sick bitch is now talking about their sex life.

“I had to kneel down just to give him a hug. And anything but the traditional missionary position was just impossible. So I’d lie on the bed and Verne would crawl up my legs to have sex with me. And as he did it his feet would be tickling my knees!

Aww gross! Read the rest for yourself i need to hit the bathroom.

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Kanyeezy posted on his blog about a harpers bazaar article that ran a year ago about him having a painting of himself as an angel. Here’s what the always pleasant Kanye had to say:

To put it short as Kanyely possible(don’t mean to speak in third person)…. Harper’s Bazaar came to my home, took pics, asked a lot of questions and then assumed the painting in my dining room was of me as an angel. This isn’t true and it bothered me greatly because people think I’m so so so cocky that I would have something like that. I’m sure it was an inside joke to everyone from the magazine in my home that day. People would come over my house after that and say, ” I heard about this pic of you as an angel!”  I would have appreciated if Harper’s Bazaar would have put in some type of blurb to clear it up. I wanted people to see my home because I spent 2 years gutting it and was proud. I’m just a regular guy with cool stuff in his crib but instead I was made out to be Ben Stiller’s character in the movie ‘Dodgeball’ with the huge pic of himself wrestling a bull in his office. Why didn’t they write that my house had no pics of me, no plaques or awards,  just art.

I guess it’s bittersweet, you spend half your life trying to become larger than life and the other half trying to just live a real life again. 

Kanye is my type of people i love crazy people. It was a freaking year ago man nobody really cares that much. Yes we think your arrogant, whiney, bitchy etc but.. well thats it really. relax lady!

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..My sweet ass! According the Chi-town Sun Kanye West management came up with the brilliant idea that he may just need to take some anger management classes:

A West insider tells me the entertainer’s own management team dreamed up the idea, for two reasons: to help his personal psychological well-being and relationship with friends — and to aid him in snaring lucrative endorsement deals.

I can’t picture a world with the sissy fits of Kanye West. So what now he’s going to be all like normal and civilized? Whats that like? No bitch fits and angry typing on his blog. This all sounds creepy and scary to me. For the most part i don’t think he can do it. That diva needs to curse at least 2 bitches out a day just make it through.

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So the hoebag entangled in the Christie Brinkley divorce proceedings is now said to have had a relationship with P.Diddy the source tell the National Enquirer:

 ”Diana met Sean (Diddy) at his recording studio when she went there with a friend who knew him.

“She told me that he just came up to her and started talking. She said their affair started a few weeks later and it went on while he was involved with the woman he was going to marry, Kim Porter. Diana said she thinks that she’s the reason they split up.”

Bianchi allegedly ended her relationship with Combs because “she was freaked out” when the rap mogul “sent people to her voice rehearsals and lessons to watch her” according to the Enquirer’s reports.

You know sluts give themselves way to much credit first you have Tila Tequila claiming she is the reason for the lift on gay marriages in CA now you have this hoe talking about she’s the reason for Diddy and Kim’s split. First off nobody ever thought he was going to marry Kim Porter she is what i call a go-to-bitch. He deals with her in between relationships and he knows he can always go back to her no matter what he does. Hoe you had nothing to do with it.

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…Soulja Boy has ended his fued with Ice T. They had an ongoing bitchfest over hip hop where Ice T then invited the young boy to his dick. This is what the youngin had to say:

“Basically comments were made (by Ice-T) and I had to defend myself,” Soulja Boy explained. “The GZA had said something about me one time and 50 jumped in it. And this time it was Ice-T and Kanye jumped in it. It’s the new Hip-Hop sticking together and I love it.”

“Look how many people came out with records last year: ‘Party Like a Rockstar,’ ‘A Bay Bay,’ ‘Wipe Me Down,’” Soulja Boy reasoned. “He (Ice-T) chose me because out of all those records mine was the biggest one. And not just the record but me individually. Its over for me”

Woopedy doo now we all can sleep at night knowing these two are not at odds.

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Now just go ahead file this under: Bitch please. Papa Joe is shopping around a reality show based on reuniting the Jackson 5. This time around throwing in Janet Jackson and Latoya Jackson. Yes Latoya Jackson. I thought she was Michaels alter ego. I guess i was wrong.

He wants them all to move into his Encino home. What kind of fuckery is this? Papa Joe has really lost his damn mind. Although on second thought this would be pure entertainment i want i want!!!!

The family is hoping that because Michael and Janet are on board it will clinch the deal. “They feel the timing is right – because Michael is becoming professionally active again, and they believe fans are ready to find out what the family is doing,” an insider told the Enquirer.

“The show will follow the lives of the brothers as they move back into the old Jackson family home in the L.A. suburb of Encino and live and perform together again.”

Michael will continue living in his Las Vegas home but will be a big part of the show… The series will center on the at-times dysfunctional family dynamics of the brothers, Michael’s eccentricity, and the flamboyant sisters, Janet and LaToya.

“Although Michael will stop in and oversee some of the recording with The Jacksons, he’ll be doing most of his singing from his private studio in Las Vegas and then have the tapes transferred to where his brothers are laying down tracks in L.A.,” explained the insider. Jermaine will run the show, but Michael has made it very clear that he wants the last say on the music.” According to the insider, Jermaine is convinced the show will be a smash hit.

Okay i’m all into this shit sign these bitches this is going to be fun!

What in creepy hell is going on here?

Allegedly Lil Waynes “daddy” Birdman’s home was foreclosed on and now being auctioned off. See this is what happens when you spend all your moneys on bling bling. Ugh another word i hate. Anyway you can bid on his shit. I’m sure it will be pimped out.

Also responding to Amy calling Kanye a cunt at Glastonbury festival Jay Z had this to say:

“She said something about Kanye late on (in her set) but I didn’t hear it and I don’t agree with it. He’s my brother and the biggest artist on Roc-a-fella (records) right now.
“I guess I should hook them up because he’s a great guy too. I don’t know what the problem is – I don’t know where that came from.”

I don’t like that word cunt. And it came from her cracky insides Jay. Cocaine is a helluva drug dammit.