Crack,Diapers and Love letters

Amy Crackhouse of course is bact to her cracky ways, well when the fuck did she stop. The big wigged one was released from the clinic to perform at Nelson Mandelas party and to do the Glastonbury festival. The Sun is reporting she actually left the clinic because there wasn’t any crack. What?! no crack at the clinic! Your kidding me right?

 A source said:“We feared a taste of the outside would remind her what she’s missing and it would be hard to get her back into life at the clinic. That’s exactly what’s happened.”

The pal added: ”Doctors said we should let her do the shows because performing is what she lives for. We can’t take that away.

No bitches she lives for drugs thats why you should have kept her ass. They also added that:

“It seemed the right thing to do because she was so excited. She looked and sounded better than she has in ages at the gigs.”

Refresh my memory on what gigs this joker is talking about. She sound like a drunken sea lion at the festival and as usual she mumbled her way through parts of the song. And why the hell is she wearing her big girl diapers for all to see?

In other cracky news her hubby in prison has been allegedly writing sexy letters to a female inmate. In a dozen X-rated letters spanning almost all of his seven months inside, he told blonde Melissa how he will perform unnatural sex acts on her. … Oh really tell me more. He gloated: “I’ll bend you all over the place, with my hand round your throat.” … Okay i can’t take anymore these letters are getting too sexy for me owww. Who knew a crackhead could be so freaky.

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Pam Anderson vs Jessica Simpson

 

Now this is just the slut calling the tea kettle a whore. Old hoe Pam Anderson had this to say about New hoe Jessica Simpson:

“I think she’s a bitch and a whore. I don’t know if she’s talking about food or men”

This is in response to Jessica wearing the tshirt real girls eat meat. Pam is PETA’s bottom bitch. Clearly noone has told Spam Pam that she is actually a whore, slut, hoebag, skank. I’m just saying this is what i heard. I think they should just slut it out to see who wins. I got my money on Pam.

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Khloe Bday

My favorite of the KKK sisters celebrated her 45th 24th birthday at PURE nightclub in Vegas. She partied alongside her sisters,mom, and friends. I freaking love Khloe she’s so big and big she’s like a fuckin amazon biatch. She is fully equipped to kick anyones ass at any moment. She looked pretty sexy.

If you build it..

I don’t know then some shit is built. Big Willy and his hard body wife Jada Pinkett are set to build a school allegedly using a Scientology method. The fresh prince has denied being a scientologist and denies the school is a scientology school.

A school is a heck of a right off. Good for them

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She said..Now he said…

Kanyeezy has responded to Amy Crackhouse calling him a cunt. Damn i hate that word.

“This just in… Amy Winehouse hates me!!! Now I’ve really made it!!! LOL!!!!”

It appears he finds her just as hilarious as i do. hmm i knew i couldn’t be the only one. What else could he say to old cracky? No point in beefin with a crackhead. Although i am surprised Kanye didn’t take the opportunity to throw his usual bitch fit. But good for him. Bad for me

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When A Crackhead speaks..

…usually hilarity comes spewing out but sometimes shit comes flying out. My favorite cracky Amy Winehouse had this to say at the Glastonbury Festival:

At least I’m not opening for a cunt like Kanye.”

*sigh was this a shit talking festival? First off Ames i love all your crackyness, it amuses me to high hells but just shut the fuck up you are in no position to call anyone a cunt. Personally i’m shocked she didn’t fall off the stage. I think she flashed a cracky nip though. gross. I do not like that word cunt. Its so dirty.

However staying true to the crackhouse that she is Amy punched a fan in the face. I’m sure the hair told her to do it. She did keep singing well if you call that singing it seems to me she forgot the lyrics to her song but what is an Amy Winehouse performance without forgetting the lyrics to your own song? Some shit i don’t want to see is what.

Click here for Amy and her shinanigans

Jay Z v Noel Gallagher

 

Jay Z was asked to headline the Glastonbury festival and he had this to say to Noel Gallagher about throwing a sissy fit that he was headlining:

“The world should be all about mixing culture,” Jay-Z said to UK radio personality Tim Westwood. “Hip-hop is music in its art form. It should be accepted and respected. It’s all the same thing, it’s just coming from a different perspective.”

Thats right bitch so back the fuck up. Jay also came out with a guitar and sung along to “Wonderwall”. They asked him to perform so basically whoever didn’t like it stayed home and everyone else can just shut the fuck up.

Miss Jones off the air?

 

Say it aint so! Damn damn damn. Well she confirmed it this morning on air. She said it was a mutual decision i don’t believe that of course. But she will be on the radio in Philly. She claims she has a tv show coming out. Anyway they are replacing Jonesy with Big Boi. boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Cocaine is helluva drug part 2

 

Here we go again DMX was arrested for the SECOND time this week. This time for trying to buy crack and weed. Is this dude serious? Somebody calls Dr. Drew stat! Crack man X needs an intervention.

Tyson Pic of the day (I say goddamn goddamn)