My nightmares have surfaced

What in creepy hell is going on here?

I think i just had an orgasm

I’m so excited and i can’t even hide it. My inspiration to do hood rat stuff is coming to television. The little bastard who stole his grammys whip, crashed into a few cars just because he wanted to do “hood rat stuff” is going to Judge Judy.

I can’t control myself right now. Then the little reason for birth control had the audacity to beat down his forgiving grams after she wouldn’t buy his ass chicken. You know something they should put him in those mcdonalds commercials. Anyway now Grammy Grams is taking his hood rat mother to court because she said its her fault he stold her car and she wants mommy to pay the damages.

Oh shiiiiiit it on! I’m placing my bet right now that he throws a chair at Judge Judy.

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Cocaine is a helluva drug..

My favorite crackhead Amy Winehouse has been diagnosed with an irregular heartbeat. Earlier this week Amy was rushed to the hospital after she overdosed fainted in her london home.

Doctor Carol Cooper said: “Crack narrows blood vessels and raises pressure. It is toxic to the heart muscle, causing an irregular beat. “

Her family hopes to keep her in there as long as they can. A source has revealed: “There is a feeling they can have a good crack at sorting her out this time.”  Have a good crack?

In other cracky news a british woman was allegedly arrested after police found cocain hidden underneath a big ass wig she glued to her head. It was glued so much so that the police head to bring her to hospital to remove the cocaine from her hair. Really? Is this a blind fucking item? Has someone checked to see if Amy Crackhouse was still in her hospital room?

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Get it together Kiki

Kimore Lee and Djimon Honsou the sexy hot chocolate piece may be engaged. You may have to ask someone else because Kiki isn’t 100% on it. When asked if Chocolate Daddy had given her an engagement ring, Kiki said “Well, kind of,” she said, “not quite.”

I think i can sort this shit out. Tasty Cakes Honsou told her he might wife her one day and gave her a friendship ring. I get it i’m kind of engaged to a lot of people they just don’t know it yet. I’m talking about you Idris. Oh yeah.

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You can buy anything at Wal-Mart

 

 

 

At least in the parking lot. A woman was arrested for trying to sell baby tigers in a Wal-Mart parking lot. Apparently tigers go for a few thousand in Mexico. What the fuck are you going to do with a tiger?

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Mrs. Cannon’s Wedding is off

Mimi has called of her million dollar publicity stunt wedding. Apparently no magazines wanted to shell out the cash for the exclusive pics. “Mariah was willing to pay for the wedding, but the way she hoped to pay for the wedding was through the sale of photos. No one was interested,” the source revealed.

She was willing to pay for the wedding? Nicks dick must be made of platinum, vibrate and shoot out gummi bears, Mimi has clearly lost it.  Oh but don’t worry they are still accepting gifts.

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