Allegedly Lil Waynes “daddy” Birdman’s home was foreclosed on and now being auctioned off. See this is what happens when you spend all your moneys on bling bling. Ugh another word i hate. Anyway you can bid on his shit. I’m sure it will be pimped out.
Amy Crackhouse of course is bact to her cracky ways, well when the fuck did she stop. The big wigged one was released from the clinic to perform at Nelson Mandelas party and to do the Glastonbury festival. The Sun is reporting she actually left the clinic because there wasn’t any crack. What?! no crack at the clinic! Your kidding me right?
A source said:“We feared a taste of the outside would remind her what she’s missing and it would be hard to get her back into life at the clinic. That’s exactly what’s happened.”
The pal added: ”Doctors said we should let her do the shows because performing is what she lives for. We can’t take that away.
No bitches she lives for drugs thats why you should have kept her ass. They also added that:
“It seemed the right thing to do because she was so excited. She looked and sounded better than she has in ages at the gigs.”
Refresh my memory on what gigs this joker is talking about. She sound like a drunken sea lion at the festival and as usual she mumbled her way through parts of the song. And why the hell is she wearing her big girl diapers for all to see?
In other cracky news her hubby in prison has been allegedly writing sexy letters to a female inmate. In a dozen X-rated letters spanning almost all of his seven months inside, he told blonde Melissa how he will perform unnatural sex acts on her. … Oh really tell me more. He gloated: “I’ll bend you all over the place, with my hand round your throat.” … Okay i can’t take anymore these letters are getting too sexy for me owww. Who knew a crackhead could be so freaky.
Here we go again DMX was arrested for the SECOND time this week. This time for trying to buy crack and weed. Is this dude serious? Somebody calls Dr. Drew stat! Crack man X needs an intervention.
I’m so excited and i can’t even hide it. My inspiration to do hood rat stuff is coming to television. The little bastard who stole his grammys whip, crashed into a few cars just because he wanted to do “hood rat stuff” is going to Judge Judy.
I can’t control myself right now. Then the little reason for birth control had the audacity to beat down his forgiving grams after she wouldn’t buy his ass chicken. You know something they should put him in those mcdonalds commercials. Anyway now Grammy Grams is taking his hood rat mother to court because she said its her fault he stold her car and she wants mommy to pay the damages.
Oh shiiiiiit it on! I’m placing my bet right now that he throws a chair at Judge Judy.
Naomi Campbell plead guilty to being a stone cold biatch after going ape shit at an airport and laying the smack down on few cops. She’s been sentenced to 200 hours of community service and she has to pay $400 to the officers and $300 to the air captain. Those are pennies to Naomi she wipes her ass with that every morning. So she has avoided jail time yet again. Gotta love the judicial system. However there is no saving her hairline.
Young Buck performs live and talks 50 cent and G-unit. He begins his tirade with a FUCK G-UNIT! He went on to say “When I made the statement, ‘I ain’t never seen a royalty check,’ I didn’t say that shit saying that the nigga 50 done took money from me or none of that ol’ shit. I said it ’cause it’s real nigga. When I say shit, I mean the shit. He took it a different way. I guess the nigga felt like I’m airing out family business or whatever.
“Sometimes you give a nigga a little bit till the nigga feel like he got a whole lot till the nigga hit rock bottom and he gotta crawl his ass back up”
Whoo i heard that hot shit. Break-ups are rough i’ve had similar outbursts after a break-up usually drunk 5 in the morning and over the phone.
See more of Young Bucks profound words of wisdom here
The answer to that question is yes. Allegedly. Her name is Lisa Miceli and she claims Michael Jordan fathered her child, despite TWO dna test that proved he wasn’t. I said TWO dna test that proved he was not the father. The chick has been ordered to stay the fuck away from MJ, his fam, and reps. Not to mention this hoe was thrown out of court after speaking out way too many times.
Maybe she’s not crazy maybe the bitch can’t hear shit. MJ filed a lawsuit earlier this year to enforce a 2005 agreement for Lisa to keep her ass away from him. Allegedly she continued to send him emails and call his ass. Fatal attraction moment: I WILL NOT BE IGNORED MICHEAL!!!!!!!!
The judge has said apparently she does not understand what a no-contact agreement means. You think? Lisa M said the ruling was bloody outrageous well she said “absolutely outrageous” but i like what i said better. She is still claiming MJ is the father and she doubts the accuracy of the dna TESTSSSSS. She needs Maury’s gentle touch to kindly explain he is NOT the father but he’ll help her find the father don’t worry.
Snoop Doggs wife Shante Broadus was arrested early Saturday for suspicion of drunk driving. She was booked, got a citation to appear in court and released.
Hire a driver people.
My ass. Naomi Campbell’s drunk ass just about hit the floor after partying all night. Honestly i’ve way too many nights like this but moving on.
Naomi’s Spokeswhore says:It was just a bit of fun and not down to drink. Naomi was
playing this trust game, where you fall into a friend’s arms. It’s very hot
down there, so that could have something to do with it.”
Trust game my ass i know a drunky when i see one. June 20th Naomi is headed back to court in London to face charges after going Ape shit on a flight. She could face jail time.
Brit has landed in Vegas on the day that Kfed is in Vegas to accept his Douche Dad of the Year award. He’s hosting a party at Prive Night Club.
Brit is there celebrating Father’s day with Daddy Spears.
hmmm Kfed better have extra security, 3 Power Rangers, and this kid to make sure that award doesn’t end up in his ass. Its on in Vegas tonight!
